Men are heads of house for cosmetic reasons – Alibaba

Ali Baba Alibaba

Ace comedian, Ali Baba, has said that men were appointed the head of the house for cosmetics reasons.

The popular TV host said this on Friday in a post on Instagram.

“You know you are not the head of the house. You were appointed for cosmetic reasons. You get home when they ask when are you coming home.

“You don’t give a YES to the children until you clear with the constituted authority. Your earnings are for the whole household,” he wrote in part.

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You won't be provoked by small talks. You know how and when to answer trick questions. You know you are not the head of the house. You were appointed for cosmetic reasons. You get home when they ask when are you coming home. You don't give a YES to the children until you clear with the constituted authority. Your earnings are for the whole household. She is the one that must be obeyed. They will set you up, to make you feel you are a James Bond. What they want they get. You thoughts are momentary. "It's a goal!!!" Their thoughts are in commentary. "He gave him, he was tackled, fell and rolled over. The opponent got a yellow card. This is the 7th yellow card he is getting since he started playing in 2001. The kick is taken. And it's an off side call. Kick taken. It's a poor one. Intercepted by centre midfielder. It's crossed to the outside left, recovered on the touchline, the player sells a dummy, and swings it in to the top 10, who brings it down calmly with his chest to the left foot. From previous matches, we have seen him score from this distance, so, it's a good position to strike. No he doesn't. He beats 2 defenders with combined leg overs. Enters the penalty area, leans to his left and curves the ball to the edge of the post. Goalkeeper's view is obscured by 2 of his own players. It's a goal!!!". Women take their time. Our time takes us. This year, I take beg God you, be wise. Be guided. Be attentive. Be responsible. Be frugal in your utterances. Be restrained in hormonal activities. Be in charge of you.

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Alibaba got married to Mary Akpobome in Lekki, Lagos in 2006.

Before then, the funnyman was married to Trinidad and Tobago beauty, Patricia Leon, who worked as an executive with MultiChoice in Lagos.

He returned to Mary, with whom he had had a relationship after his marriage to Patricia ended.