First Gentleman with Wilson Orhiunu
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The gangster and his horned love
Spread beef from west to east
They stroll in ancient strides
They are both beauties and both beasts
Born a pretty golden calf
Her leather to the gangster is silk
Now a full grown dame on all fours
She flashes many breasts for sweet milk
Gangster loves his lady’s slim tail
Fell in love on an animal farm
As they roam the fine country
They spread jungle laws and evil harm
Moonlight walks singing sweetly
They stop for a bite at the local plantation
Eat up drink up and shoot up the locals
Pack the guns and leave the commotion
Cowboy movies come to life
We enjoyed those bygone Spaghetti Westerns
But what we now have cuts like a knife
Vicious Tuwo Shinkafa Northerners
The lady and her gangster
Daily in search of dinner
She wears her ugly perfume
He straps what makes him the killer
They tip the waiters well
Stomach full of bullets; tipped into a grave
The Police all flee the crime scene
The army did not hear so cannot save
Next comes the funeral processions
Black fabrics and swaying leaves
Halleluyah Joy we shall meet on that day
Then we pray, all on their knees
Why love what seems to kill us
For after murders by cows and their lovers
The beef has no enemies
We serve beef to all the mourners
Most gangsters guard their wares
With guns that cost much less
But here the case is different
Makes no sense but buy AKs nevertheless
The gangster knows you are all addicted
You will buy no matter the human cost
Beef on a pedestal higher than humanity
Shaki ponmo just buy and ignore the mini-holocaust
The gangster is a pimp
He sells his lover at the right price
Then goes to recruit another herd
For meat goes well with Jollof rice
- Dr Wilson Orhiunu, 16/01/2018
