QED review: Expensive S**t – Wizkid

By Bisola Bello

WizkidProduced by Sarz, the track ‘Expensive S**t’ sounds like a reincarnation of every other Wizkid song. Without any definitive difference from his previous tracks, Wizkid delivered a track beneath his own clichéd standard. It simply gives meaning to the phrase “people buy the beat of a song and not the lyrics”.

In recent times fans have advised Wizkid to write more solid and meaningful lyrics, but this track shows he has not paid much attention to the advice.

The hook goes

We dey go to my house together

Make we carry geh

I get lady wey get wahala oh

Make she carry go eh

I get lady wey like designer oh

She too like money oh eh

I get one wey too like to fire oh

Sometimes I carry go eh

He sang this hook thrice in three minutes, which basically means he said absolutely nothing in the song.

He moved to the chorus with no identifiable verse in the song and just sang

Omo the way you shake

Things you do making me craze

Rocking expensive s**t oh eh eh eh eh eh

I say wetin you wear the things you do

Making me craze

I know you like expensive s**t oh oh eh eh eh eh eh eh

Because of the beat in the background one may not immediately notice that the only thing he didn’t repeat and can’t even be counted as a verse is

Pretty pretty pretty lady age is just a number

Ijo lani kojo sugbon sakara oloje ni

Just make I feel you baby

Feel the sound and feel the flow oh oh

Ijo lesere, owo nbe lapomi

Following that very short, unremarkable verse, all we heard was his signature tone, screams and of course the bridge of the song that might have well been composed by a five-year-old.

Make we dey go eh eh… Kiloso eh eh

Go down, down, down, down, down, down

Make we dey go eh eh… Kiloso eh eh

Go down, down, down, down, down, down

Oya! Ice…

Diehard Wizkid fans will appreciate this song. For that, thanks should go to the producer and not the musician.

As usual, the video features lots of girls in different stages of undress. One wouldn’t expect an interesting video from a less than understandable song.

Nothing describes the song better than its title.