Social media loves bad news. And such news doesn’t come better than the freezing of the accounts of Nigerians participating in the Ponzi scheme, Mavrodi Mondial Movement (MMM).
Coming less than two weeks to Christmas and thousands obviously looking forward to the guaranteed returns of 30% per month on payments, those for and against the controversial mutual aid fund have a lot to say.
What better place to get the reactions of Nigerian than Twitter the meeting point of everything serious and unserious?
Here are 15 of our best tweets on MMM entering pause mode.
When you kuku didn’t have any money to put in MMM so you’re chilled even as the world crashes and burns pic.twitter.com/zbRldpH2fH
— Captain Charisma (@D_iiW) December 13, 2016
Waiting for the guy that convinced me to join MMM like pic.twitter.com/EPvwYAQuKs
— JAMEEL? (@jameeel_muhd) December 13, 2016
When you go narrate your MMM ordeal to the friend that warned against it,
And they all they say “shebi I tell you” pic.twitter.com/jazEyTa5vh
— Femi (@Daevees_) December 13, 2016
Dangote should jst borrow dem some part of his heart. He lost $4.6b nd still breathing fine. Jst ordinary MMM freezing! People wan die. OYO!
— JD ADESHINA (@Sheenor) December 13, 2016
When the person that convinced everybody in the office to join MMM Nigeria comes to work pic.twitter.com/CIdMhc8pQV
— Omoniyi Israel (@omoissy) December 13, 2016
If u voted APC cos u believed PMB would make $ to Naira @ par, it’s a miracle u didn’t also invest in MMM. Psychologically, similar profiles
— Juliet ‘Kego (@julietkego) December 13, 2016
If MMM Nigeria are as smart as I think they are, this is not final. It will come back January, restore confidence, then crash big time.
— Elnathan John (@elnathan_john) December 13, 2016
Nigerians after January and MMM Nigeria doesn’t Reopen. pic.twitter.com/pi5oEun25E
— Charles Enwere (@CharlesEnwere) December 13, 2016
MMM = Money Making Machine
MMM = MOKU, MOGBE, MODARAN pic.twitter.com/HFjUGATKhS
— Light (@Hisroyaldopenez) December 13, 2016
My flatmate that did MMM don turn snake, just dey hiss since Morning?
— THE OLUYEMI (@iam_daroam) December 13, 2016
“but you said you didn’t invest in MMM. Why is the news now breaking your heart. Lol you want to be richer than me” pic.twitter.com/Hglzhf4i8y
— Ibe (@I_pissVodka) December 13, 2016
MMM participant right now. pic.twitter.com/kL3LJEHrsk
— Mr.┏̲O̶̲̅┓̲P ┏̲A̶̲̅┓ (@ogbeni_opa) December 13, 2016
When you use your school fees to do MMM
Nigeria & you dropout to become an Artistpic.twitter.com/AY1Huu4hwY
— Cityboy Snazzyleo (@snazzyleo) December 13, 2016
If you invested in MMM Nigeria, you need to invest in this ? pic.twitter.com/jM2zThCAYF
— Debola Debbie Debs! (@DebsExtra) December 13, 2016
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) December 13, 2016