10 ways to fake an orgasm

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Many women have perfected that which Meg Ryan became legendary for in the film When Harry Met Sally. If you have to fake till you make it, here are some tips to get him to believe he just hit the jackpot

  1. Close your eyes.

Let us be honest, there is a stage during the act when you can no longer keep your eyes open. The perfect fool strategy is keeping those beautiful eyes closed.

  1. Squeeze the sheet

Nothing screams you are there better than a sheet squeeze. Squeeze the sheet so hard, he feels you are about to pull it out from under him.

  1. Squeeze and scream

This time around, you are doing it to your man, squeeze him so tightly and scream like you have just made heaven. The satisfaction on his face will know no bound.

  1. Feel free to pant

If you have ever had orgasm then you know it is like running a marathon, if you have not, well now you know. To make him believe he is the king of the jungle, feel free to pant at intervals. Do not exaggerate it thought, or it will give you away.

  1. Assure him

You have to let him know he is doing it exactly the way you want it. Assure him he is the best in the sex game and get ready to explode in his face

  1. Stop talking

Even of you are the type that talks faster than a parrot when having sex, it is important you know that when you are close to that moment, one tend to lose control of their voice.  This makes him thinks he is so good you are no longer in this world.

  1. Hold your breath

Holding your breath tells him you are expecting an explosion. This works best if you make your muscle stretch while holding your breath.

  1. Free your muscles

Your muscles should be doing so many crazy things, it confuses even you. Arch your back and turn your head, make him feel you are losing control of your body.

  1. Tell him you are almost there

This happens all the time, so never forget to tell him you are almost there. When you know you have had enough of the fake process, let him know you are about to explode.

  1. Release your breath and laugh

At this point, you have just had a fake orgasm. The final step will be to catch your breath and laugh so hard. To give him something extra, you can tell him thank you or even say that is the best you have ever had. Give him a kiss and head to the shower.