Tired of your relationship but don’t want to come off has the bad one when people start asking what went wrong? There is good news. Try one or more of these things men hate and you can have your freedom.
Note: You have to know your man well enough to know which one will work for him
- Tell him you are pregnant
So many relationships have ended at the mention of the P word. It is like a bomb every single man not ready to be tied down man never wants to hear. If you know your boyfriend is the type that will flare up at the slightest inkling of being a baby daddy, just drop the nuclear bomb and watch him tell you all the reasons why both of you can never be together again.
- Cry during sex
You must be wondering how crying during sex gets a man to break up with you. It is weird which is why it is the perfect tool to get a man to do the dirty deed. Most people believe crying during sex irritates men and throws them off balance. This in mind, when you take away the fun in a man’s sex life, he tends to want to do away with you and your crying self.
- Be very freaky
Men love women that are freaky to an extent but they hate women that are so freaky it hurts their very being. Do things like have a Viagra at hand or a sex toy in your bedroom drawer and watch your man freak out. If he asks you why you have them, simply reply with “Don’t everybody have them”. He will look at you with disgust and will be ready to call it quits.
- Be dramatic
You know how people advise you to be less dramatic when in a relationship; throw that caution out of the window and put on your Jennifer Aniston shoes. Throw a tantrum in public and scream like you just don’t care. Get angry in front of his friends and tell them to mind their business when they try to butt in. Men love their bromance and would leave you before you ruin their friendships.
- Start being negative
A good girlfriend will always support her boyfriend no matter what and will always tell him positive things. Since you don’t want to be his girlfriend anymore, all you have to do is start being negative. If he tells you things like I don’t think I will get the contract, all you have to say is, I don’t think you will too.
- Hint that you might be bisexual
Another hilarious way to get a man to break up is by hinting that you have a thing for the ladies. You don’t have to say it plainly but drop words like, “oh she looks really hot. Can’t even imagine what it would be like being with her”. That alone will have his mind wondering if you are straight or gay.
- Start wearing granny panties
There is a reason they are called granny panties – because they are for old women. Since you are not old, your boyfriend expects you to be sexy and always wear attractive lingerie. Bore his life by wearing granny panties and he will start hating you. If he questions you too much, tell him you no longer feel sexy and this is just the way you are now.
- Deprive him of his guy-time
Every man loves some guy-time. For some it might be watching football, for others it is playing games or just talking and drinking with friends. If you want him to stop being all up in your business just take away what he loves doing for fun. You can block his football channels or tell his friends your boyfriend is not ready to hangout this week. Anything that is guaranteed to annoy him is your ticket out of the relationship.
P.S: If any of these don’t work, tell him to his face you are no longer interested in the relationship and pray to God he is not a stalker.
